8 Most Ridiculous Christmas Horror Movies

3. Nixon And Hogan Smoke Christmas

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It's fair to say that none of the Christmas horror movies we've touched on thus far will be everyone's cup of tea. However, this 2010 no-budget effort from writer-director Kevin Strange is even more of an acquired taste; i.e., it's so completely tasteless it's hard to know where to begin.

Titular duo Nixon and Hogan (recurring characters in Strange's bargain basement comedy horror films) are a pair of motor-mouthed stoners so dim-witted the guys from Dude, Where's My Car look like Stephen Hawking. As such, they're hardly the people to be entrusted with completing Santa's rounds on Christmas Eve.

Alas, this is exactly the duty they find themselves stuck with, after jolly old St Nick inadvertently smokes a toxic brand of weed that turns him into a zombie.

Nixon and Hogan Smoke Christmas is unique among our Santa-centric titles here inasmuch as it doesn't feature Santa going on a killing spree. However, it does see Santa smoking joints, masturbating to transgender porn, and getting sodomised.

We also have a wealth of heretical humour, and even a bit of coprophilia thrown into the mix. Maybe not the best one to put on in an afternoon double bill with It's A Wonderful Life, then.

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