5. Morbidly Obese Birthday Zombie
When it comes to zombies, the overall populace probably wouldnt make much of a partner for this party. Youd be lucky if they brought themselves in one piece, let-alone a host gift, and the only thing they would be snacking on is the other partygoers. However, if there is one that really stands out it would be the nameless, obese zombie woman from Doghouse, who was busy celebrating her birthday by kidnapping and tying up poor Neil and forcing him to watch her perform the single least-sexy thing in the history of film - a borderline strip tease involving a creamy cake with severed fingers for candles, which she dispatches with gut-churningly bad attempts at seduction. Watching this flabby, mottled grey zombie try to entertain your boss in a similar way would not be an advisable way to spend a Saturday evening, made even worse by the fact he may just enjoy it.