4. Jim Levenstein
Poor old Jim is just trying to get through his teenage years relatively embarrassment free, but how can he do that when he insists on doing stupid things with all manner of party foods. You see where this is going, dont you? Imagine the party host rolling out the grand dessert tray only for the piece-de-resistance to be punctuated with a phallic-sized hole. That would take some explaining on your behalf, because you decided a bumbling, hormonal teenager was the best accomplice for the night. That last sentence alone would raise a few serious suspicions as you walked through the door.