1. Willy Wonka
Sure, the eccentric chocolate factory owner could whip up some crazy desserts to bring with the pair of you, but Wonka himself would not be welcome. Why? Hes bat shit crazy. One minute hell be ordinary, shaking people warmly by the hand and thanking them for inviting him. But then the next hell be going off a tandem, suffering confusing and delusion flashbacks or, worse, singing about a river. Anyone who has seen the original Chocolate Factory will know that this is not a good sign. Then of course there are the treats he has brought with him. How impressed is your boss going to be when he starts turning blue and inflating, or gets kidnapped by squirrels trying to get their nuts back? Simply, Willy Wonka was in solitary confinement within his own factory for a reason. Both incarnations dont seem to like people, or even communication, very much. Neither Wonkas are worth taking along.