8 Movie Sidekicks More Annoying Than Jar Jar Binks

5. Theodore Rex - George Newbern - Theodore Rex Theodore Rex emerged at a point in history when the entire world was holding their breath for a movie which teamed Whoopi Goldberg with a walkin', talkin' dinosaur companion. Thank a shady German production company that this thing emerged, then, otherwise we might never have been introduced to the sass-mouthed dinosaur that is the titular Theodore Rex. Complete with, oh, about a hundred and fifty annoying quirks - two of which consist of a bizarre love of cookies and a preference for wearing sombreros - Theodore Rex is so headache-inducingly awful as a character that Jurassic Park actually loses part of its cool just through its vague dinosaur association.