1. He Can Survive Being In A Movie With Busta Rhymes
As previously noted, Michael Myers has, over the course of 9 films, survived being shot, stabbed, decapitated etc, but thats nothing compared to surviving the indignity of being humiliated by a bad rapper. When Mikey first meets Busta Rhymes, even hes taken aback by just how loud and obnoxious this jerk is, standing there puzzled while Busta shouts, What the hell are you lookin at me like that for? Huh? You dont get it? YOU DONT GET IT?! Too stunned to react, Michael lets the rapper slap him across the head before stumbling away, dazed and embarrassed by the encounter. But it can only get worse: later on, Rhymes fights Michael off with a martial arts style that can only be described as Rapper Fu (loud and ungraceful). Then theres their climactic encounter, where Busta kicks down the door with the zinger, Trick or treat, motherf**ker and helps save the day. For walking away from the encounter, and continuing to make movies, hats off.
Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'
