8 Summer Movies That The Asylum Should Have Knocked Off

1. The Great Catsby

CatsbyCast: Keyboard Cat, Lil' Bub, Smoosh, Grumpy Cat, Colonel Meow, Princess Monstertruck Plot: In the roaring '20s, at the height of the Jazz Age, young stock broker Nick Kittyway (Smoosh) rents a cottage in Long Island next to a behemoth mansion of a mysterious millionaire. Nick pays a visit to his cherubic cousin Daisy Bucatnan (Lil' Bub) and her husband Tom Bucatnan (Grumpy Cat - yes, I know Grumpy Cat is a girl). Later that afternoon, on their way into New York City, Tom takes Nick past the garage of George Meowson (Col. Meow) where he finds out that the mechanic's wife, Myrtle Meowson (Princess Monstertruck), is Tom's mistress. Shortly after, Nick is invited to attend party at the mansion of the mysterious Jay Catsby (Keyboard Cat - yes, I know Keyboard Cat is dead). The two quickly become close friends, and Catsby asks Nick to set up a meeting between him and Daisy, who - as kittens - were once in love before Catsby went off to war to fight Dog. Okay, fine: I won't use cats to ruin one of the greatest novels ever written. Just read The Great Gatsby with Sharknado playing in the background. Like this article? Any further suggestions? Let us know in the comments section below.
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