2. World War 3: The Zombie War
Cast: French Stewart
Plot: After people everywhere start eating each other's faces, brilliant, athletic, resourceful, handsome UN investigator Gary (French Stewart) embarks on a globe-trotting mission to find the source of the "zombie" outbreak, visiting such exotic locales as Yemen. After his plane crashes in Jolly Old England, he makes his way to a local department store. In a 10 minute thinking scene where the camera just keeps zooming in on Gary's face, he brilliantly figures out that the source of the "zombie" outbreak is bath salts (the drugs kind). Gary gets a hunch that they could camouflage themselves from the zombies by bathing in actual fragrant bath salts, so he and a few brave members of the department store staff venture to the other side of the store in search of the floral bathing accessories. After taking a luxurious hour long bath, accented by aroma therapy candles, Gary successfully shields himself from the "zombie" cannibals, and sets out to spread the word about the bath salt camouflage. The movie ends right as the plot begins.