8 Times Jake Gyllenhaal Fought His Own Hotness (And Won)

7. Bubble Boy (2001)

One could forgive this initial misstep if one were generous. €œIt was his first adult role€, one would think. €œPerhaps he€™s not even aware of his hotness yet. Maybe he€™ll course-correct and do, say, a superhero movie next. With a lot of shirtlessness€. But one would be let down. (Sorry, one)

Instead, he starred in this...romantic (?) comedy (?) as a boy. In a bubble. A Bubble Boy, if you will. He had an allergy to everything and his mum was over-protective, but she couldn€™t protect him from the greatest danger of all - love (just kidding, we all know the greatest danger of all is sharks and I€™d wager his bubble couldn€™t protect him from those, either).

His relationship with Marley Shelton in the movie is incredibly creepy as he€™s functionally kind of a child but I think we€™re supposed to root for it, so this is technically a romantic leading man role. But that is a very technical technically.

Jake€™s wardrobe in Bubble Boy is almost forgivable, in a sort of proto-hipster way. Can€™t go wrong with stripes, even if they are covered in plastic for most of the movie. But I have received neither an explanation nor an apology for that hair and I think I am owed one. We all are.

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Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.