9 Awesome Thanos Moments That Need To Be In Avengers: Infinity War

6. The Thanoscopter (Spidey Super Stories #39)

There are many vehicles from pop culture that are awesome; the Batmobile, the Turtle€™s Shellraiser Wonder Woman€™s invisible jet, Joker€™s Harley€ But all of them pale in comparison to the might of the Thanoscopter. One sunny day in the Marvel Universe, a child stumbled upon a cube with cosmic power. A €˜Cosmic Cube€™ of sorts. After doing what any self-respecting child would when granted infinite power (he wishes for an ice-cream cone and sees it materialize in front of him), the child decides to take it to the unsung hero of Marvel comics; Patsy Walker, aka Hellcat. Little did the child know that he was being spied on by Thanos who, for some reason, who, despite being a purple, alien dictator who was snooping on a child in a public area, managed to remain unnoticed. Thanos greedily snatched the Cube from the child, only to find himself challenged by the combined might of Spider-Man and Hellcat.
You see, earlier that day, Hellcat had been battling Thanos, who was in a helicopter with his name adorned on the side, in case anyone forgot the name of the hulking death fetishist with the ridiculous chin. The Cube fell out of the Thanoscopter and was subsequently found by the boy. Spider-Man and Hellcat somehow managed to defeat the person strong enough to regard the Hulk€™s punch as insignificant as a mosquito bite and good ultimately prevailed as Thanos was handcuffed by two NYPD officers and taken to jail. Comics, folks! How It Would Work In Infinity War: Why, have Thanos arrive in the Thanoscopter and fly away with Widow, Gamora, Scarlet Witch, Hill, Jane, The Wasp and whoever will be Captain Marvel, while the men stand around, dumbfounded and emasculated because no one can resist the allure of the Thanoscopter. Or don't, your choice.
Contributor

When I was a kid, I used to think the moon followed our car everywhere.