9 Awesome Thanos Moments That Need To Be In Avengers: Infinity War
7. Cutting Deadpool's Grass (Deadpool #15)
For all of us, death, just like taxes and the Hilltop Hoods working the mic, is a promise. For Thanos, Death is the girl next door whose affections he truly desires but has been permanently friend-zoned because hes too eager to impress. Sure, Mexican drug lords may worship Santa Muerte and hipsters will get a tattoo of her (because if millions of people are doing it then its obviously original), but Thanos will take it one step further and slaughter entire planets just to see if she raises an eyebrow. And you thought taking your significant other bowling on their birthday was enough. Thanos and Death have had a long, storied relationship full of awesome moments, but there is another Marvel character who has managed to catch Deaths eye. Being a man who has a heightened healing factor, Deadpool has been so close to dying on so many occasions that he has spent a lot of time with Death, leading him to eventually fall for her. Death, seeing a kindred spirit in a man who wears the stench of slaughter like a cheap cologne, grows to love him in return. Deadpool eventually decided that he wanted to die so that he could spend eternity with the woman even skinnier than Posh Spice. Upon numerous failed attempts, Deadpool finally manages to get killed and, in a culmination of years of struggle, Deadpool is nearly within reach of Death. Until he was revived because Thanos was jealous. See, Thanos, who now deserves the alias of Ultimate Cuckold, used a cosmic artefact to grant Deadpool eternal life, ensuring that Death will forever be out of the strong, scab covered mitts of Pool. With a popped collar, a thumbs up and a Boo yah!, Thanos, totally cool with sloppy seconds, escorts Death away from an upset Wade Wilson. How It Would Work In Infinity War: As I mentioned earlier, Fox and Marvel need to come to some sort of agreement in order for Deadpool (or the X-Men or Fantastic Four) to be in the same movie as the rest of the Marvel characters. Though that probably won't happen unless Deadpool tanks horribly, which it won't, there is still the fact that Thanos in the MCU still has a thing for Death. Ew. In the Thanos scene in Avengers, The Other (Pan's Labyrinth guy) tells Thanos, 'To challenge is to court death'. Thanos, being the horn-dog that he is, looks over his should and smiles, because he wants to court the hell out of Death. If Thanos is to be Thanos in the MCU, then there needs to be a reference to his unhealthy obsession with pleasing the black hole of morality that is Death. You could have Death as a silent figure who only Thanos can see, a hooded, grim-reaper with skeleton boobs that shadows him. I don't know how skeleton boobs would work, but if Marvel Studios can make people care about Hawkeye after the burying that the character received in Avengers, then they can also make skeleton boobs.
