4. Deadly Weapons (1974)
The 72 inch bust of Chesty Morgan, a striptease artist credited as Zsa Zsa in the movie, is the real star of the movie. I have never seen jugs so big on a woman and I am wondering why she never fell into Russ Meyer's hands (probably because she couldn't act for toffee and her breasts are so darn big, they are repulsive). The film is a Doris Wishman delight - which promises much glorious trashiness. The plot of the film is threadbare. Mobsters have killed Crystal's (Chesty) boyfriend so she tracks them down and kills them by smothering them in her gigantic boobies. With a stupid wig and ugly clothes, Chesty goes through the film like a strange brainless, emotionless android. She doesn't even try to act - she's just there with her gigantic mammaries. Of course the chief thrill in the movie is to watch men being smothered to death by boobage. It is not an erotic film though, it is too freaking stupid and hilarious to be sexually provocative in any way. Chesty's boobs inspire panic rather than arousal. A complete freak show from beginning to end, Deadly Weapons is one of the trash fiend's greatest friends. And to top it off, it boasts a wonderful moustachioed Harry Reems in a rare non-porn role.