9 Movies That Were Really Just Feature-Length Adverts In Disguise

2. The Amazing Spider-Man

Hold on a second. Why is Marc Webb€™s questionable reboot, rather than Sam Raimi€™s original getting a mention on this list? Isn€™t Spider-Man swinging in front of a truck emblazoned with €˜Carlsberg Beer€™ or the camera lingering on a can of Dr Pepper during the key transformation scene worse than anything Garfield brought to the table? Well, if we€™re talking simple product placement then yes. But The Amazing Spider-Man does something much worse. This $200 million film exists solely to advertise one thing; The Amazing Spider-Man 2. The Amazing Spider-Man was promoted as €˜The Untold Story€™ (a tagline conceived to justify the premature reboot) and we all entered the cinema expecting to see an engaging mystery that shed some light on Peter€™s absent parents. His father had a direct influence on the film€™s big bad and, potentially, on his son€™s transformation into a superhero from spider bite (rather than the more common outcome of death). As we all now know, that wasn€™t quite what we got. Late-in-the-day changes (key mystery scenes that were cut remained in the trailer) neutered the film, leaving only a generic plot behind and way too much open for a sequel that wasn't even confirmed at the time. It's like the earlier Part 1 Of 2, only much worse because this was intended as a standalone movie. This is an increasingly common trait in blockbuster movies, but few dare to be as blatant as this.
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Film Editor (2014-2016). Loves The Usual Suspects. Hates Transformers 2. Everything else lies somewhere in the middle. Once met the Chuckle Brothers.