9 Movies That Weren't As Smart As They Pretended To Be

5. Salt Believes The Cold War Still Makes A Good Contemporary Thriller

In the real world the Cold War ended in 1991. In the magical place that is movieland you€™d be forgiven for thinking Ruskies were still sworn enemies. Salt first went into production in 2002, I guess close enough to be a throwback, but by the time it finally got into cinemas eight years later it wasn€™t just the gender of the character that had changed (Tom Cruise was originally attached). The Cold War was a long distant event to the extent where a good chunk of the audience weren€™t alive when the Berlin Wall fell. Important, yes. Current, no. But the film still ploughed on with its Soviet-mole fueled story, which became totally undermined when the direction went the modern, gritty root. That method may work for updating Batman (and because this is WhatCulture I am contractually obliged to say it didn€™t with Man Of Steel), but it just looks stretched when applied story that comes from a set time. That€™s not only where the film overestimates itself. The action is sub-Bourne and the twisty plot is either implausible (spider venom) or predictable (the mentor was the bad guy all along?!), ending up as a generic thriller. You€™d say Phillip Noyce was out of his depth if it wasn€™t for his earlier success with Patriot Games. Although that Cold War thriller (timed rightly in 1992) may be the very root of Salt€™s problem.
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Film Editor (2014-2016). Loves The Usual Suspects. Hates Transformers 2. Everything else lies somewhere in the middle. Once met the Chuckle Brothers.