9 Movies That Weren't As Smart As They Pretended To Be

4. Ocean€™s Twelve Flat Out Lies So It Can Surprise You

A character played by Julia Roberts looks like Julia Roberts. That is a key plot point in Ocean€™s Twelve and rather than a self-aware wink it€™s a case of self congratulating backslapping as a faux-wry observation becomes the film€™s centrepiece. As much as the draw is seeing Brad Pitt and George Clooney suave their way through an adventure, the Ocean€™s films survive on their plots that balance being whip smart and cheerily smug. You can€™t deny Steven Soderbergh's ambition in making the second movie€™s story more of a caper than the first, but he didn€™t shift the style to fit, ending up with something that looked ridiculous, yet retained the smugness. Any film that relies on the audience never being fully on the same page as the characters needs to be working at the top of its game to be smarter than the viewer. Julia Roberts-gate is just one example what Ocean's Twelve isn't. Take the Fabergé egg twist. Set up as is impossible to steal due to incredibly high security, we learn Vincent Cassel€™s Night Fox stole it because he could dodge the securities lasers (he was doing yoga earlier, which is rather half-hearted foreshadowing). That€™s not tricking the audience, that€™s lying. And lying isn€™t smart kids (or cool). All that without even mentioning Bruce Willis€™ career send up cameo, probably because the next film did it much worse.
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Film Editor (2014-2016). Loves The Usual Suspects. Hates Transformers 2. Everything else lies somewhere in the middle. Once met the Chuckle Brothers.