9 Reasons Bill Murray Will Always Be Better Than You

8. Bill Murray Rules At Film Festivals

Bill Murray The Ghostbusters star then dived behind the bar and proceeded to serve punters. Along with the help of The Wu Tang Clang, Murray did his bit to help dissipate the queues at said bar. Apparently it went something like this. "What's that? You would like a beer? Here's a tequila. You want a glass of wine? Tequila. An Appletini? Get out of this establishment or drink this tequila! Or don't drink the tequila, I'm not really forcing you, you're a free man. Do what you want. But make sure you drink this tequila." Were we mere mortals to employ the same tactics, we'd be ejected, most likely headlong through a door, quicker than David Cameron can say "We're all in this together." In fact, hang on. I'm getting ahead of myself here. As if we'd ever be invited to a Film Festival in any other capacity than to serve the free plonk to the middle-aged, middle-class intelligentsia who insist on playing the "I can name more post-modern Hungarian indie flicks that are based around the theme of rebirth than you" game. I'd choose Greco-Roman wrestling over that nonsense any day of the week.
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Out of touch, out of date and out of work. With no other discernible skills of any real use to society, I thought I'd give this a bash. My main focuses are food, music, sport and anything remotely related to ISS Pro 98. I spend half of my life listening to records and the other half wondering whether it'd be possible to become John Cooper Clarke's mate. He, alongside Stephen Fry and Countdown's Rachel Riley, should run the country.