7. Bill Murray Steals Food
And there's nothing you can do about it. Not that you'd want to, but still. It's the principle. Many reports have came to light of Bill's (yes, we're on first name terms) taking delight in waiting until his victim's co-eater has left the table then; beseating himself in the now-vacant chair, grabbing a handful of whatever grub is available and then leaving with the soul-destroying words of "No one will ever believe you". The man is effectively a gluttonous thief but what an amiable gluttonous thief he is. Sightings of this ghastly phenomenon have increased over recent years. Victims have been left bearing mental scars and empty stomachs. Experts warn not to be fooled by his gregarious demeanour, he will lose little sleep over robbing you of your sanity and your last (and best) bite of burger.