9 Reasons Bill Murray Will Always Be Better Than You

6. Bill Murray Walks Like A Boss

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Do you ever have trouble placing one foot in front of the other in a repeated series of movements? Unhappy with your head down hands in pockets shuffle? Sick of not knowing whether to go left or right when opposed by someone on a narrow pavement? Learn how to walk like Bill Murray. No win. No fee.

Ok, so it may take a litte longer to arrive at your destination, but would quadrupling travelling time really be such a hardship if you were in possession of a gait like that? Look at him, resplendent in broken jeans and gut-displaying sweater with the manner of a colt that just kicked a cat who'd ate a peacock and got the cream. His haggard head held high, shoulders back and chest out, Murray is a man on a mission. Proud and purposeful, but poised and deceptively powerful, you know fine well that he's a man who never breaks stride, gets shoulder-bumped or diverts from his intended path. Jesus may have been able to walk on water but Murray looks like he could stroll across broken glass/promises/dreams and not miss a single step.
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Out of touch, out of date and out of work. With no other discernible skills of any real use to society, I thought I'd give this a bash. My main focuses are food, music, sport and anything remotely related to ISS Pro 98. I spend half of my life listening to records and the other half wondering whether it'd be possible to become John Cooper Clarke's mate. He, alongside Stephen Fry and Countdown's Rachel Riley, should run the country.