9 Scary Movies You're Too Pussy To Watch By Yourself This Halloween

4. Teeth

Fellas, how do you feel about the idea of having your dong eaten by a vagina with teeth? Not so good? Well then, probably a safe bet that you won't be able to make it all the way through Teeth before passing out from sympathy pains. And ladies, do you find the notion of having incisors all up in your labia a little off-putting?

Before you answer, consider the self-defense possibilities. Because that is what this movie really boils down to. It should be noted that vagina dentata (toothed vagina), though rare, is actually something that can happen in real life. It's not just part of an overzealous abstinence pamphlet. Dermoid cysts--which can grow into teeth, bones or hair--can sometimes form in the ovaries. If they rupture, they could then descend through the vagina, possibly lodging themselves into the vaginal walls.

Take that bit of medical knowledge with you as you watch a few particularly graphic sex scenes with at least one of the coitus collaborators unaware that such a thing is not only possible, but so very near.