Avengers: Age Of Ultron - 10 Incredibly Disturbing Comic Moments That Won't Be In The Film
4. Scarlet Witch: Mrs. The Vision
As a character, The Vision is a tough sell: he's the body of the Golden Age android Human Torch imprinted with the brainwaves of Wonder Man - from two dead heroes came a third - and he has the additional complication of being the ex-son-in-law of Magneto. Scarlet Witch was what they call on Futurama a robosexual. The couple were married for a number of years, even spawning two perfectly human children - because android plus human apparently makes human. Of course, beyond some initial lip service over the strange pairing, nobody seemed to find the whole thing odd at all, which shouldn't be surprising anyway since nobody cared about Ms. Marvel and her "son". In Wanda's defense, who else might a nice Jewish-Gypsy-Mutant-Witch-Daughter-of-a-Megalomaniacal-Super-Villain-Terrorist-Holocaust-Survivor marry? While there are no short supply of single doctors in the Marvel Universe, it is doubtful that Wanda was looking to change her last name to Strange, Doom, Octopus, or Klaw. Besides with his ability to phase through matter, the Vision is probably one heck of a bedmate - a power that he probably boasts about in single's bars and dating sites.
Brandon grew from the awkwardness of his youth into the awkwardness of his adulthood. He is the author of the Eat Your Serial Press title "Ten Years Gone: Pomp and Circumstance" and is a contributor on Maglomaniac, Polite on Society, and What Culture.
