Avengers: Endgame - 10 Best Gags Ranked From Worst To Best

1. Captain Assmerica / Captain Americass / Just Captain America's Ass

Rocket Racoon BuildABear
Marvel Studios

If there's anything we can all agree on, it's that Steve Rogers has got back. His juicy doubles have been part and parcel of the Avengers even since the super serum turned his bottom from straight up flat to undeniably earth-flattening, so for his buns to finally get the recognition they deserve from the team was a moment of celebration.

After Tony Stark quips that Cap's old suit wasn't as butt-defining as his new one, Scott Lang defends him by christening his tush 'America's Ass', a title so fitting it might as well officially come with a lordship and the whole 2.3 billion acres of the country. Captain America from 2023 then ends up fighting himself during the time heist when things go awry - bonus points awarded for the 'I can do this all day', 'I know' moment - before he knocks 2012 Cap onto the floor, his old booty pointing to the sky, and gets a good peep at his cheeks that have been so hotly discussed.

Forget all the inspirational crap he's spouted over the years, never have more iconic words left Steve's mouth than "That IS America's Ass." It is, Steve, it is, and we all rise for the National Anthem.

Contributor
Contributor

Horror film junkie, burrito connoisseur, and serial cat stroker. WhatCulture's least favourite ginger.