11. New Warriors' Explosive Reality TV Show
Further refuting claims that reality television is the devil, the entire event is kick-started by the New Warriors trying to boost the ratings of their television show. A camera crew follows the C-list group around, capturing footage of them capturing bad guys. Notable members of the group include Speedball (which used to be Slashs favourite pastime) and Night Thrasher, a person who thrashes the night? Is that even a thing? It seems that the second season of their show has been lacklustre and the only person theyve managed to apprehend is a bum with a spray can and a wooden leg. Since capturing Hector Barbossa isnt really that impressive, they eventually stumble upon a group of villains hiding out in a sleepy town named Stamford. Cue the sense of heightened realism weve come to accept as reality when the New Warriors taken on the villains, repeating one liners and asking for dialogue to be cut out in the process. The New Warriors arent going to feature in the film in any capacity, for better or worse. If only we someone can convince the Kardashians that the best way to boost ratings is to throw yourself headfirst into dangerous situations where the possibility of death is very real...