Deadpool 2: 25 WTF Moments

9. Wade's Baby Legs

Wade then recuperates back at his apartment as his legs start to regrow. He manages to trick Blind Al into touching his "baby hand", before it's hilariously revealed that Wade's rocking a pair of baby legs and not wearing any underwear (or as Weasel puts it, "shirt-c***ing it, toddler style").

Weasel's legendary descriptions continue with, "It's like he was giving birth anally but they quit half-way through. They got the legs out and said, 'You know what? I'm done'. It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick."

Cable then shows up, and Wade decides to give him the classic Basic Instinct leg-cross, before taking his first baby steps across the room, a** in the wind, to shake Cable's hand.

Cable clearly wasn't impressed, as he later angrily tells Deadpool, "Because of you, I know what a grown man with baby balls looks like."