Deadpool Trailer Breakdown: 27 Things You Need To See

4. Hello, Beautiful

He might be "horribly disfigured", but the make-up for Wade Wilson post-Weapon X could have been a hell of a lot more extreme. As it is, he simply looks like he's been to the same make-up artist as Suicide Squad's Killer Croc... And the same tailor, for that matter. Quite wonderfully, Weasel has absolutely no sympathy for him, offering him only hilarious assessments that he is "hard to look at", that he looks "like Freddy Krueger face-f*ckd a topographical map of Utah" and that he looks "haunting" and like an "avocado had sex with an older avocado".

To be fair to Wilson, he also admits he looks like a "testicle with teeth". Yes, surprisingly immaculate teeth considering he's been through the ringer with Weapon X, actually.