"Et tu, babycakes"

by Matt Holmes

Slate have recently conducted a competition to find the best reader contributed fake action movie one-liners. Some of them are absolutely hilarious, especially when you try and imagine Bruce Willis saying them. These should have been in Live Free or Die Hard for sure. Here are some of the best one's... From Demolicious: "Consider this negative eBay feedback." or Michael Martin's line which I could just imagine Simon Pegg in Hot Fuzz saying "Myspace friend add € denied!" Nate Rulf of Philadelphia came in with the cool "Et tu, babycakes." One which I'm sure I've heard Jean-Claude Van Damme say before, "Your ass is about to get its own ass handed to it." Lots more funny one-liners at Slate (via IMDB) but those are the best of the bunch.

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Matt Holmes is the co-founder of What Culture, formerly known as Obsessed With Film. He has been blogging about pop culture and entertainment since 2006 and has written over 10,000 articles.