Every Adam Sandler Movie Ranked By How Punchable Adam Sandler Is

There's been a lot of talk lately about Hollywood "raping" our childhoods by revamping every scrap of nostalgia they can get their hands on. By all accounts, Pixels would seem to fall into that category.

Aliens invade Earth using tactics they learned from old school video games, and the Sandman - along with his ragtag group of friends - are, for some reason, the world's only line of defense.

Josh Gad basically out-Sandlers Adam Sandler in this in terms of both stupid voices and pure repulsion, a feat previously thought to be impossible. Because of this, most of the physical violence should be directed his way instead. Also, the Sandman looks weirdly glum most of the time, like he's actually having reservations about his place as Hollywood's go-to screwball.

Punch Level: A sobering set of knuckles to the jaw to just say "chin up, pal, you're a friggin' millionaire."