Every Adam Sandler Movie Ranked By How Punchable Adam Sandler Is

Boy, do the filmmakers of this drudge try their best to distract you from all the rampant homophobia and misogyny with boobs. And depending on your level of crushing for Jessica Biel, they may or may not succeed.

"Pay no attention to the obviousness of the jokes," he says. "Focus instead on these lovely breasts!"

Mm hmm. Those are swell, Adam, but jokes aside, there's something weird and underhanded about the tacked-on moral about accepting different lifestyles after you just performed an hour's worth of gay panic.

"And here's her butt. That's nice, right?"

Yes. Yes it is. But I'm still going to punch you in the face just as soon as this erection clears up.

Punch Level: One left hook for every gay panic joke. Keep ice packs handy for severely bruised knuckles.