Every Batman Ranked From Worst To Best

7. George Clooney

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Hard as it may be to imagine now, George Clooney€™s future as a hunk of particular note was very much up for debate: having become a star through ER, he€™d yet to give up that day job and go to Hollywood full-time, and had just made One Fine Day (which Roger Ebert called €œan uninspired formula movie€, in which Clooney was merely €œserviceable€ a Mel Gibson-lite€) and the resoundingly duff nuclear terrorism romp-by-numbers The Peacemaker.

Surely, though, jumping up to a franchise which was still a major concern in 1997 (Batman Forever hadn€™t put that big a dent in its critical and commercial standing) would be the great breakthrough. Well, no. It was rubbish, and in fairness to Clooney there€™s very little anyone could have done to improve the film while encased in a Batsuit which came with such artfully and preposterously sculpted buttocks. One of Clooney€™s great draws is his easy, bar-room charm; the way he can give the impression that he is in on the joke, that he€™s aware of the inherent ludicrousness of being an actor.

However, when the joke is €œWe€™re stamping all over a much-loved character which has only just regained its dignity LOL€, it€™s a little hard to stomach. Yes, it was probably closest in spirit to West€™s ur-Batman, the Batman which begat all others one way or another (more on which later). It€™s also fairly unbelievable that nobody would notice Wayne and Batman are the same bloke when their voices are exactly the bloody same.

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Holding midfielder; can get forward. Decent engine.