EVERY Halloween Death RANKED By Stupidity

Harley David - Rob Zombie's Halloween II

Rob Zombie's Halloween II Harley David — Dimension Films

One of Laurie Strode's new friends in the one-year-later portion of Halloween II, Harley is killed shortly after Wolfie, the guy she'd hooked up with at Haddonfield's Phantom Jam.

Michael Myers barges into the van Harley and Wolfie were in, grabs her, and strangles her to death in a rare understated kill for Zombie's Halloween II.

Officer Lowery & Deputy Charles - Rob Zombie's Halloween

Rob Zombie's Halloween Deputy Charles — Dimension Films

The final two kills of Rob Zombie's first Halloween movie, Officer Lowery and Deputy Charles respond to Laurie Strode's call to the police after discovering the dead body of Paul and the brutalised-but-still-alive Annie Brackett at the Wallace House.

To their credit, the officers are quick on the scene and have their guns cocked and ready for whatever may await them. Despite Charles even managing to shoot Michael, the two cops are made quick work of, both stabbed to death.

Wolfie - Rob Zombie's Halloween II

Rob Zombie's Halloween II Wolfie — Dimension Films

With the character's real name never given, the fella dressed up as a werewolf for Haddonfield's Phantom Jam party was affectionately known simply as Wolfie. And when Wolfie hooks up with Laurie's friend Harley, he needs to take a quick bathroom break before he fully gets down to action.

Unfortunately, the decision to take a leak against a tree results in Wolfie being stabbed in the back by Michael.

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