EVERY Halloween Death RANKED By Stupidity

Vicky - Halloween (2018)

Halloween Vicky Michael Myers
Universal

A pal of Allyson Nelson's, Vicky has to spend Halloween night babysitting Julian Morrisey rather than partying with her friends. And when Julian interrupts Vicky's make-out session with her boyfriend Dave, the youngster is adamant that the boogeyman is in his closet.

Sure enough, Julian is 100% telling the truth, with Michael Myers standing behind the closet door when Vicky goes to check.

To her initial credit, Vicky at first puts up a decent fight, launching a wooden chair at Michael. Some of that credit goes out of the window, though, when she slips over because of her socks, which allows Michael to stab her a couple of times, killing her in the process. Vicky's boyfriend Dave also gets killed by Michael, but that happens off-screen, and all we see is his corpse pinned to a wall a few minutes later.

The Unnamed Driver - Rob Zombie's Halloween II

Rob Zombie's Halloween II Michael Myers
Dimension Films

For such an incredibly minor character, this guy got quite the thorough kill sequence in Zombie's Halloween II.

This comes at a time when Annie Brackett has been killed, and Laurie Strode has fled from the Brackett House with Michael Myers in tow. When Laurie manages to flag down a passing car, it looks like she might have found herself a lift out of here.

Alas, Michael soon arrives, attacks the unnamed driver, smashes him through the car windshield, and then rolls that car over and down into a ditch, where it explodes into flames with the poor fella inside.

Deputy Charlie - Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

Halloween 5: The Curse of Michael Myers Deputy Charlie
Gala

You have to feel sorry for Deputy Charlie, for he's forced at gunpoint by Sam Loomis to go ahead with a plan of using Jamie Lloyd as bait for her uncle. So, not only does Charlie have to see a young girl traumatised further, but he also knows that, yep, there's a solid 99% chance that Michael Myers will be turning up shortly.

And that's exactly what happens.

Despite Charlie and Jamie's attempts to get out of a bedroom window at the Myers House, and despite Charlie firing off several shots at Michael, the Shape gets a rope around the Deputy's head and hangs him from that same bedroom window.

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