EVERY Halloween Death RANKED By Stupidity

Margo - Halloween Ends

Halloween Ends Margo
Universal

Of Corey Cunningham's bullies, Margo is the only one who ever really shows any sort of compassion towards him. Still, regardless of her at times chastising her friends for their behaviour, she's still part of this bully group, regardless.

As Corey kills all of these bullies in his stepfather's scrapyard, Margo has a particularly gnarly demise. To be fair, she is smart enough to realise that, yeah, it's probably best to try and make a run for it. The problem is, she's just not quick enough to escape Corey as she climbs over a chain fence, and even more so when Corey's driving a truck straight at her.

That truck hits and runs over Margo, burying her underneath that fence. Once Corey has killed Margo's friends Stacy and Terry, he then returns to stomp her face into putty in extremely grim fashion.

Brady - Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers Brady
Galaxy Releasing

To be fair, Brady is a bit of an A-hole in The Return of Michael Myers. First, he's romantically tied to Rachel Carruthers, but because Rachel has to look after her foster-sister Jamie Lloyd on Halloween night, Brady decides to shack up with Sheriff Meeker's daughter, Kelly.

To his credit, though, he does put up a pretty decent fight when he's eventually one-on-one with Michael Myers. With the cops protecting the Meeker house now either dead or having left the property, Brady attempts to fend off Michael, complete with a gun to take down the Shape.

The problem is, Brady makes a complete mess of that rifle, initially not being able to get a shot off, then completely missing Michael when the gun finally does fire. Left to face Michael in a fist fight, it doesn't take long before Brady has his neck snapped.

Sarah Wainthrope - Halloween H20

Halloween H20 Sarah Wainthrope
Dimension Films

The most chilling of all of H20's deaths is likely Sarah, the girlfriend of Charlie.

For Sarah, she finds herself stuck in a kitchen at Hillcrest Academy after going to search for Charlie. And when Michael Myers turns up, Sarah's only exit option is to hop in the dumbwaiter where she's just discovered Charlie's dead body. So, in the dumbwaiter she gets, heading upwards, but not before she's stabbed in the leg by Michael.

When Sarah gets to the floor above, her escape is thwarted when the Shape cuts the dumbwaiter's rope, causing the device to trap Sarah's other leg and mangle it up good and proper. Then, as Sarah desperately tries to drag herself across the floor, Michael arrives and stabs her several times.

What makes this the most chilling death of Halloween H20, is that we later see Sarah's corpse, gutted, and hung up to a light fitting.

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