EVERY Halloween Death RANKED By Stupidity

Jazlean Benny - Rob Zombie's Halloween II

Rob Zombie's Halloween II Jazlean Benny Floyd — Universal

While her husband and father were total pricks to Michael Myers upon finding him in a field, Jazlean actually felt sorry for Haddonfield's most infamous son, doing her best to stop an attack on Michael.

Despite that, Michael turns his attention to Jazlean once he's killed those other two, dragging her out of her truck and stabbing her mutliple, mutiple times, before then eerily turning his attention to the family's dog - which he kills and eats!

Nurse Deb - Halloween Ends

Halloween Ends Nurse Deb Michael Myers — Universal

Deb pays the ultimate price for having an affair with her boss, Dr. Mathis.

She gets given an undeserved promotion due to that relationship with Mathis. And so, when Corey Cunningham and Michael Myers later turn up at Mathis' house, if Deb hadn't been sleeping with Mathis or having a questionable relationship with him, it's likely she might have made it out of Halloween Ends in one piece.

Instead, she discovers Corey stabbing Mathis with a corkscrew after putting a plastic bag over the doctor's head. While she may have managed to evade Corey, she unfortunately had Michael waiting for her in Mathis' house, who killed her in classic Myers fashion, stabbing her and pinning her to a wall. Complete with Michael's patented head tilt, of course.

Alice Martin - Halloween II

The first victim of Rick Rosenthal's Halloween II, the death of Alice Martin happens at a time when nobody really knows about Michael Myers, or at least the specifics Michael got up to on the night he came home.

Those murders have barely made the news yet, this is clearly a time way before the internet, and Alice simply responds to her back door being open. Unbeknownst to her, though, Michael is there, waiting to jump from the shadows, as he kills Alice with a kitchen knife he's just stolen.

A moral to always keep your doors locked.

Andrew Pollard

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