Every Halloween Movie (They Never Actually Made)

Remember that period when Michael Bay's production company started hoovering up classic horror stories and remaking them every which way possible, doing a really bad job of it and condemning a whole new generation to slasher fatigue once more? Well, Halloween was nearly sucked into that bottomless black pit when 3D fell through and they tried to snap up the property.

Platinum Dunes had an animated pitch together before the deal fell through, in which two officers arrive and are subsequently killed by Michael Myers in Smith's Grove as it burns down to the ground. They had storyboards for other sequences too, like graveyard stalking of what would be the final girl - but it wasn't meant to be in the end. Thank god.