EVERY Jurassic Park & World Death RANKED By Stupidity

What is it about making money that turns people in the Jurassic franchise into idiots? They have the proverbial dollar signs in the eyes at the prospect of peddling dinosaurs in some way, but seem to forget that these dinosaurs are killing machines beyond the control of mere mortals.

John Hammond was guilty of it, as were Peter Ludlow, Martin Krebs, and the villain of Fallen Kingdom, Eli Mills. The latter was arguably worse, as he brought the dinosaurs to the mainland to try and auction them off to the highest bidder.

Even disregarding the dangers of simply transporting the beasts from Nublar to the mainland, kicking off a whole new arms race between some of the richest and most dangerous people in the world was ill-advised to say the least. Of course, things never got that far, though, because control was lost almost immediately.

As Eli attempted to flee the Lockwood mansion where the auction was being held, he was eaten by the T-Rex before he could even get into a car. It shouldn't be surprising at this point, but anyone who tries to control the dinosaurs like this is going to suffer a similar fate.