1. You're Not His Girlfriend, You're A Toy
Maybe even not so much as a toy but a sex slave in fact. You're not allowed to tell anyone about what goes on behind closed doors and you're probably too embarrassed to because if you told your best friend that he made you sign a contract before you could have sex and that he controls your diet, your timetable and your life, they would tell you that you're stupid. Or call the police. And if you really do think that it's all fine because you love him, then you really need your head examined. If you're in love with him or despise him, comment below.