Fifty Shades Of Grey: 10 Things That Make Absolutely No Sense Whatsoever

5. His Housekeeper Tidies Up His Red Room

Like anybody with more money than manners, Christian Grey has a seemingly endless army of subordinates to do his bidding. The folks who fetch his helicopter, the (almost entirely blonde) women who handle his schedule, and of course his cleaners. The same cleaners who casually pop into his dungeon filled with anal beads and nipple clamps to make sure none of his toys are left on the floor. This is a man who is so secretive about his carnal pleasures that he's making any willing participants sign legally binding documents that prevent them from talking about them, but he's happy for one of his staff members run a duster over them a few times a week. So little sense does this make that the filmmakers cut the character out of the film completely. However this now means that, as well as running a global empire and carrying on with some girl in college, Christian Grey also has to find time to polish all his riding crops himself.