Fifty Shades of Grey Movie: 10 Actors Who Shouldn't Play Christian Grey

by Amy Maynard

1. Gilbert Gottfried

Listen to this. Now imagine not only having to listen to that, but having to see the aging comedian pound some young starlet into submission, dressed only in tight black leather pants. I'm... I'm sorry if you were eating something when you read this. It's okay, everyone vomits from time to time. Go get a drink of water. Take some deep breaths. In. Out. In. Out. That's it. Now go Google some pictures of Ryan Gosling. There. All better.
 
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Amy Maynard is a PhD candidate by day, and a pop culture pundit by night. She enjoys drinking red wine, and reeks of Burberry perfume and cigar smoke.