2. Christopher Walken
"Anastasia... I - think that - it would be... good for us, to take our relationship... that one step further. Ana, please, stop with the scrootching. I will buy you GIFTS. Like an - Audi. Audi make good... CARS. And then - after we have dinner... a seafood dinner... Then I will take you back to my dungeon. The dungeon... is FUN. It is a SEX DUNGEON! Ana, I would like to please... touch... your breasts." ... You just read that in Walken's voice, didn't you? And you pictured him staring into the camera with his great big googly eyes, didn't you? Yeah. I thought so. I apologise for having to mentally scar you like that, but you know that if you were actually to have to sit there and watch a reel of that in the cineplex... I had to be cruel to be kind. Pick the lesser of two evils. Now let's never speak of that again.
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