3. Ludicrous Amounts of Blowing
You know what makes a film boring? Repitition... Oh wait, I think I already said that. Seriously though, how many blow job scenes are there in Fifty Shades of Grey? It seems to happen after the relationship has started like five times each chapter. Is anyone still under the impression that this movie is going to be anything like the book? How can it be? Full on blowies do not get into movies for a reason. It seems Fifty Shades is doomed to have several not sexy implied shots. I got an idea. Let's make a drinking game. We'll all take a shot everytime Ana Steele attempts to receive an "A in oral skills." If the film adaptation remains faithful to the book we will all probably die from alcohol poisoning by the end of the first act.