2. Christian's Junk
Nope, not happening either. If some actor actually agrees to showing his wang in Fifty Shades of Grey it will be a career ruining decision. No one will ever be able to take him seriously again. Twenty years from now all people will remember him for was the guy who went full frontal in Fifty Shades. Not if he shows it the way Grey does in the novel, waiting for Ana to turn her back to whip it out as a surprise, a shot in the film that will clearly be composed from the waistline up. No, more than likely the audience will catch unnecessary shots of it as Grey gets up out of bed or settles down into his designer tub. All of them, no matter what angle, I assure you will be very disposable.