5. Jason Voorhees: Amateur Chiropractor - Jason Lives
What part of "Don't be a hero?" do people not understand about horror movies. After shooting Jason multiple times to no avail, kicking him while he's down and failing to bash his head in with a rock, Jason makes it apparent that he's running the show. After trying to rein in his daughter Megan, Sheriff Garris discovers too late that Jason is alive and wreaking havoc and decides to battle Jason in an effort to prevent him from going to Megan. That fails when Jason clutches Sheriff Garris by the shoulders and folds him like a cheap lawn chair as if to say "Bitch, this is my house." Still one the most valiant deaths in the series, and he'll save room in the morgue now that he's folded in half.