Godzilla: 13 Moments That Prove It's The Stupidest Great Film Of 2014

4. DON'T RATTLE THE NUCLEAR BOMB!

As the ridiculously stubborn Army generals attempt to get their plan to draw the MUTOs out to sea for a nice tasty nuclear snack that will fry them off the ground, they ferry a hugely powerful warhead towards the coast by train with an army escort that might as well be made of plastic soldiers. Inevitably, because Ken Watanabe said it wouldn't work, it doesn't work, and the train ends up in a river, with its precious nuclear cargo thrown around not only by the attacking MUTO, but also by the current of the river it falls in to. Miraculously, it washes up on the shore, along with Ford, largely unscathed, and the army recover both. But then, the next time we see the bomb it is being handled with kid gloves by the explosives team, as if it can't stand so much as a sneeze without exploding, despite it having been thrown into a river by a giant monster.