Not content with completing a job well done for the Sovereign people, Rocket steals some prized batteries from them, causing them to give chase, sending a fleet of drones to attack.
As the Guardians attempt to escape, the team can't help but start bickering incessantly, leading to Rocket telling Star-Lord that he'll plant a turd in his belongings if he doesn't watch his mouth.
After Star-Lord seems unfazed at some raccoon poop, Rocket tells him that, in fact, he'll use Drax's feces instead.
At this point, Drax interjects with the bumper sticker-worthy one-liner, "I have famously huge turds". Drax steals many, many scenes in this film, but this just might be his most riotous line of all.
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