Halloween: 15 Most WTF Franchise Moments (So Far)

3. A Cow Helps Michael Escape (Rob Zombie's Halloween II)

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In Rob Zombie's cash-in sequel to his 2007 reboot, Michael Myers manage to escape his confinement inside an ambulance after the driver becomes distracted and doesn't notice a cow lumbering into the middle of the road.

The resulting crash hilariously sends the cow flying into the air while the two EMTs are left mortally wounded by the impact. This allows Myers to free himself from the back compartment, after which he decapitates the still-alive passenger with a shard of broken glass. Nice

As brutal as the scene is, it's pretty much impossible not to laugh at one of the men screaming "Cow! Cow!" a second before impact. Plus, is Rob Zombie really trying to pretend that a cow freeing Myers isn't just a teensy bit silly?

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