Harry Potter & The Cursed Child: 18 Biggest WTF Moments

16. War Fine, Pigeons TERRIFYING

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Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, who faced down death bravely and on his own terms and who works as an elite auror is a ridiculous coward.

Despite overcoming foes as grave as Voldemort and the Basilisk and taking a Dementor's Kiss, he apparently has only two fears. The first you can understand...

"I don’t like small spaces..."

Justifiable - he was basically abused by his aunt and uncle and forced to live under the stairs; confined spaces would be an awful reminder of that time. The second fear though, is just plain ridiculous...

" ....I’ve never told anyone this, but I don’t much like – pigeons."

Jesus, Harry.

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