10 Ways Film Geeks Can Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
8. Go To The Pub
The obvious choice for any right-thinking person in any crisis at all is to head to the pub and wait it out. Just been dumped? Go to the pub. Feel a bit awkward because your flatmates parents are up for the weekend? Go to the pub. Theres an undead horde making North London slightly less habitable than normal? Go to the pub. There should be enough bar snacks there to tide you over for a week or so at least, though youll run the risk of developing scurvy if you end up eating pork scratchings exclusively for any length of time. Theres loads of entertainment options - darts, pool, incredibly noisy fruit machine - and there might even be a pub dog to boot. You could also attempt to drink yourself to death if things got properly grim.
