12. Tomorrow Never Dies
This is where we come to the Bond films I really, really like a lot, so my arguments will have to be a lot more solid considering Ive knocked down a lot of favourites. Yes, the product placement is not at all subtle, but it has one of the best opening sequences ever- this is classic Bond, and though this is sadly a departure from the Bond who showed so much potential in Goldeneye, Pierce is undeniably suave and handsome here, if not as dangerous or as rugged as he was in his previous film. Despite the Murdoch knock-off that is Elliot Carver, Tomorrow Never Dies (if I have to hear one more time the fun fact that the title is the result of a typo, Ill go beserk) features some great characters. Mr Stamper is a nice throwback to Necros and Red Grant, if not as endearing, and the wonderful little appearance of Dr. Kaufman is a pleasant surprise. And unlike many, I love the remote controlled car chase in the parking lot- its yet another chance to see that cocky smile/laugh Pierce perfects that is something of an acquired taste, and reminds you of his stunning resemblance to Sam Neill. It improves vastly on Golden Gun and The Spy Who Loved Me in its use of a beautiful oriental locations, and all action on board Carvers stealth ship and its savage drill (anybody else think instantly of Total Recall upon watching Carvers demise?). Primarily, I love this film because its pure cheeky fun in a more enjoyable Brosnan mould- just that little bit more hard-edged and ever so slightly more realistic than Moores films, but not that much. If at any point during these rankings you think I enjoy Bond films if they are serious and po-faced, the high ranking of this silly entry will prove you wrong. Whilst Jonathan Pryce is criminally wasted, the best thing in the film is Michelle Yeohs Wai Lin, simply Brosnans best Bond Girl (as gorgeous as Izabella Scorupco is, Wai Lin is just so much more kickass) by a country mile. Just dont get me started on that terrible opening tune