Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom - 12 Stupidest Moments In The Dumbest Jurassic Park Movie Ever

by Jack Pooley

1. The Totally Pointless Post-Credits Scene

Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Chris Pratt Bryce Dallas Howard
Universal

And because it's 2018 and every franchise needs a post-credits scene nowadays, Jurassic Park is the latest to follow suit. You might not want to waste 10 minutes of your life sitting around for it, though, because it's a 10-second tease that brings very little of interest to the table.

The brief snippet shows two pterodactyls flying towards what appears to be Paris' Eiffel Tower, but as the camera zooms out, it becomes clear that we're actually seeing the mini Eiffel Tower at the Paris Las Vegas hotel in Nevada.

The dinos don't actually do anything beyond fly to the tower. It would've been neat to see them start descending upon the Las Vegas locals, but nope. It is so mild and uninteresting as to be almost completely pointless.

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