Although we're not 100% sure the JLA movie is going to happen, or any where close to the previous 2015 release date, we know it'll include a few heroes for sure if it does. Superman. Batman. Wonderwoman. No big surprise. Well, how about Vibe, baby? Betcha didn't see that one coming. No. And we hope you never see it at all. Honestly, a comprehensive list of awful JLA members would fill a book. Here, we've tried to single out the most offensive but also the most plausible for the WB to include. Sorry, Congorilla. No one will ever think you're ready for the big screen. Here's 10 awful former members we never want included. Ever. Never, ever, ever.
10. Aztek
The Aztecs are so hot right now. When have you ever read or heard that sentence before? Well, it must have come up in some pitch meeting somewhere, because we got Aztek, The Ultimate Man, back in August 1996. Here's the kicker: it was actually created by Grant Morrison and Mark Millar, two of the most respected names in comic books today. Aztek (spelled with a "k" because it's kooler) is raised by the Q Society to fight the Aztec god Tezcatlipoca for the the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl. He's got some magic armor that enhances his natural abilities... Captain Aztec or Aztec Man was a rejected name, I assume. He joins the JLA because they have a magical ability and semi-religious quota to fill or something like that. SPOILER ALERT: he dies a martyr. Some fans like this cat - I assume either because Grant Morrison was involved or they like reading the name Quetzalcoatl. But any movie iteration, and please god not a movie spin-off, would be a disaster.