8. Super-Chief
Superhero origins are illogical in real life. Some more than others. Enter Super-Chief (hey, he's a chief and he's super). He's gone through a few versions, including one Grant Morrison had a part in... But the original idea went a little like this: Back in the 1400s, Flying Stag wants to compete in a contest to become chief of the Iroquois. Big mistake, buddy. Some jerks trap him in a pit. Flying Stag prays to the Great Spirit Manitou. Boom. A meteorite lands. Ol' Flying Stag puts it on. Super senses, basically, ensue. Oh, and he lives to modern day because magical meteorites do that to ya. Right now, he's dead in the comics. If an executive at the WB let's this one slip in... Oh, what am I saying, it'd probably be a hit because Grant Morrison's name is attached to him. Still, Super-Chief should never, ever appear in any JLA movie with an ounce of sense.